The King of Beer
by @yam655
Liner Notes
Does this #beer song not seem very #queer? Why would you say that? It looks very ace and aro to me.
I mean, we even have someone using "King" together with she/her pronouns. We have no idea if she wears a dress or grows a beard or does both. Not knowing just makes it more queer, doesn't it?
Lyrics
That's the king of beer. Bring her a bottle, a keg. That's the king of beer. She will drink all night on legs.
When the king of beer comes prepare all the ale prepare the lager prepare! Prepare!
When the king of beer comes prepare all the porter. She doesn't mind if the beer is darker.
The king of beer is coming tonight. Prepare! All of you prepare! The kind of beer is coming tonight. Beware all of you codgers.
She will drink you under the table. She'll make you pay off her tab. She'll drink you under the table. Prepare! Prepare!
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I like the lyrics! Wish I could hear the song.