Swasticar

by @chrisshepard

NSFW

Liner Notes

Lyrics

It's a pre-teen dream! A mediocre machine It makes all the incels cream

Designed for the blind Post-apocalyptic mind It's a real humdinger

Swasticar! Swasticar! Swasticar! Swasticar!

It's all the rage! It's a rusty cage It's a status symbol for a dick

Another price hike To fund the Fourth Reich The Furor sends his heart to you

It's a real nice government you've got here. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it

It's a shitty metal ramp With multiple amps It's the jewel of the concentration camp!

Comments

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You had me at the title and you just kept delivering. Love it!

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@rcook

This. Rocks.

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You nailed it 🕶 Shitty metal ramp indeed. Music is perfect.

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Great play with words! Funny angry lyrics. The chorus is so good. Haha! Love the end. Great track!

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@monty

Love it. I was thinking about writing a song about the stupid tarriffs called "econumbnuts" :)

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This is the exact guitar tone that says, "it's time to take someone down a peg."

The little 60's Batman lick feels appropriate, too. Cutting, but just as importantly, catchy. Welcome back, Champ!

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Well now your going to have to make a t-shirt with the Cybertrukk on it that has Swasticar written on top and on the bottom, "The Status Symbol For Dicks".

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Shepard rips it right out of the gate! My mouth hangs open in disbelief every time I see one of those monstrosities, to say nothing of every time I look at the news these days. I've got a snarky folky political one in the cooker, but man this is making me want to turn it up loud and remind myself that resistance is punk.

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YES! fuck that guy and every stupid thing that he produces.

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Great garage rock with an attitude! Love the lyrics... Following you!

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