Sitting on her big ass Poking you with her sass That's, all, Smellice

Trying to be scary Cuz she's so hairy That's, all, Smellice

Smellice gonna getcha Smellice gonna getcha Watch, your, ass

Now she's gotten so tall Harder to make her fall Watch, out, Alice

Planets in her pants Loves to make em dance Watch, that, Alice

Alice gonna getcha Alice gonna getcha Watch, your, ass

Actually it's tiny She ain't got a hiney Liar, Alice

She shows too much care About her derriere Naughty, Alice

She gets up in class What a brave lass, "I did not lie about my ass"

"I don't want to fight My ass is not the point" She says with no malice

"I am not obsessed I am not obsessed About, my, ass"

Alice gonna getcha Alice gonna getcha Goodbye Alice