Today I was a carpenter And then a car mechanic I step outside my comfort zone I really start to panic

I grab a brush, open a can And then I start to splash paint The mess I leave as I progress Will only raise more complaints

Chorus I lack the skill for simple things It only causes woe to bring I step outside my comfort zone Among the skilled I stand alone

Today I tried to mow my lawn The mower caught a rainbird I tried to fix 'fore going on Result was way too absurd

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Bridge Beware the kitchen, stove's on fire A simple meal was my desire Instead I find I cannot cook Despite the fact I had the book

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Today I simply took the wheel An outing for the household I couldn't keep the center lane They wished they had a blindfold

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