03 Diaper Man
by @stmon99
Liner Notes
Lyrics
Diaper Man, he's got his favorite brand He's the Diaper Man Got to cover his can He's the Diaper Man Diaper Man He don't care how it looks 'Cause he's the Diaper Man
He buys all his diapers on Amazon There's no need for him to try them on He knows this brand fits his ass so well All his people tell him there's never any smell
Diaper Man, he'll tell you he's a really big fan He's the Diaper Man He forgot to wash his hands He's the Diaper Man Diaper Man He's so proud when he struts 'Cause he's the Diaper Man
He buys all his diapers on Amazon There's no need for him to try them on He knows this brand fits his ass so well All his people tell him there's never any smell
Here comes the Diaper Man the Diaper Man the Diaper Man Diaper Man Diaper Man
Comments
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This is amazing. I want there to be a music video so desperately, but for now I'll be happy having basked in the lyrical genius of these lyrics set to a soft country rock style.
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Oh damn, now I'm gonna have an earworm for the rest of the day. Mrs. Fuzzy says, "Bizarre. But masterful."