Hey, do you need any toilet paper? You should check because it never hurts to make sure I just bought a Costco membership I'm headed down there now to load up on a ton of shit

I got my big ass cart I gotta shop smart I need some underwear I'm down to my last pair And don't forget about my snacks They got giant bags and jars in neverending stacks and stacks

Now I got to pick up a pack of beef They sell briskets whole for pretty cheap If you're feeling lazy there's rotisserie chicken That makes your dinner a really easy decision

I got my big ass cart I gotta shop smart I need some underwear I'm down to my last pair And don't forget about my snacks They got giant bags and jars in neverending stacks and stacks

Before I go I'll hit the frozen section I need my ice cream there is no exception I'll also get a box of Portuguese tarts

You can buy a new set of tires You can gas up your car before you leave You can pick up your prescriptions while you're there If you wear glasses, go pick out a new pair

I got my big ass cart I gotta shop smart I need some underwear I'm down to my last pair And don't forget about my snacks They got giant bags and jars in neverending stacks and stacks

Before I go I'll hit the frozen section I need my ice cream there is no exception I'll also get a box of Portuguese tarts

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