Choose Your Own Adventure Self Help Book

by @anthonykapfer

Liner Notes

this is a semi improvised noise jam.

i started by finding a drum loop and then jamming on the bass a little bit. then i started adding guitars. then i laid down some of these vocals. then i replaced the drum loop with me playing the drum. parts on a midi keyboard.

the "lyrics" are some old stand up comedy ideas that never really hit that hard, even though i think they're pretty funny. i pulled these out of the notes app on my phone.

this is definitely more of a b-side or deep album cut. i was not interested in worrying about a catchy chorus (there isn't one) or memorable riffs.

sometimes i get so worried about writing catchy songs, i forget that as a listener i'm a huge fan of the deep cuts, the noise jams, and the weird experimental b-sides that have no hit single potential. so this is meant to be that.

#noise #grunge #comedy

Lyrics

it's weird when people are driving convertibles but they're still wearing hats do you want your head covered or not? make up your mind!

well?!

i just bought a preowned air freshener it has that used car smell mmmm!

i almost went to the aquarium but i bought a fish tank instead it's the same thing!

i'm reading a choose your own adventure self help book it's blank!

Comments

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Really dig it, lots of chaos and cool sounds!

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@mattwdunn

Love your guitar tones here. The dissonant guitar parts against that huge bass line is perfect. Love this

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I really appreciate this. I know it's about the music here, but I SO appreciate the images along with the music. It transported me to another time, and also, I feel like it tells a story.

Music-wise, I like that you get wild. I feel the grungy vibe of the images' timeframe. As simple as this could be, I think it could also be profound. What is art, if not a mirror?

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@fuzzy

I actually really like your "deep cuts, the noise jams, and the weird experimental b-sides". I'm loving those guitar freakout bits. Yeah, guitar freakouts for the win.

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This seems like a Man or Astro-man number on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

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It's random and wild and infectious. I see where @danxduran and @sarahk are coming from, but personally I think I'm more hearing Fred Schneider's slightly more droll cousin fronting a particularly demented surf band. But whatever comparisons one might make, what's constant is that this is an offbeat good time!

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@danxduran

If Frank Zappa fronted Nirvana

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Totally nostalgic song for me. Love the vein you've been writing in lately. Cool.

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@sarahk

I so enjoyed this! In a world of disaster and awfulness, a bit of grungy noise and absurd humor and trippy tv ads was such a delightful reprieve. I'm getting Stephen Wright humor and Nirvana musicality. You're inspiring me to play with creating, not follow formulas all the time! Great job.

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