Hey invasive species, you have Chosen wrong country Its cold and wet, and don’t forget there’s nothing here to see

You came over here On your little wooden boats To consume the leaves Of our Greatest British Oaks

Keep away, stay away from me You pollute our trees, I cannot breathe

Never mind there's Nothing here that is worth stealing. You can never win against an Ill-informed feeling ...

We'll arrange procession Like in “The Wicker Man” A little rash is worth the cash to Keep our country bland.

Keep away, stay away from me You pollute our trees, I cannot breathe

You are just a pest in your fluffy nest, But there is no test that proves more is less - Bigot!

Keep away, stay away from me You pollute my dreams, I cannot breathe

… But seriously … If you WANT to come here, you must be out of your mind, we should Greet you at the border with a slice of cake and a glass of wine We’re just a little pimple on the arse-end of Europe Downsides of immigration are far outweighed by the good (Tear down all borders, tear them all down) Tear them down. Enough! Stop with the f-ing hated , I can’t bear it! In case you don’t get the joke, we are all immigrants Even that bloke; we are the virulence!