Hey you! YEAH you Mom and dad Ever wonder what went wrong? Sit back and listen to this song

Your chillin don't need everything you never had So much chaos, wants and needs All this self centered raising is giving me nose bleeds

Still buying your twenty something kids their kicks and lids

Your basement full of games living with ficticious names Never seeing faces Your shoes without laces

Span span attention span Such a blip in time

Expectations low Work force is slow Slower than slow it's starting to show 8 and a quarter seconds is the average attention span You say what's wrong with that man A goldfish has nine

Slow to grow Starting to show Slow to grow Oh lordy it's starting to show Never weaning makes them always leaning Codependent Never independent