I don't give a shit about the price of eggs I don't need to hear you bitch about it every day We've got much bigger problems if you haven't noticed We've got a bunch of stupid monkeys running this place

And stop posting all those pictures of your shitty ass home made pizza They look like huge fucking bread bowls You should send them to some hungry kids in Indonesia I think they'll just dump 'em in a hole

And for the love of God, stop saying, "This is the way" It doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound lame You might as well write "nerd" on your face Go ahead let everyone know what a big nerd boy you are with your tastes

How hard can it be? Stop leaving your fucking shopping cart everywhere Just get your lazy fat ass in gear What's the matter? You gotta go home and take a shit?

I saw a video Donald Trump was sucking on Elon Musk's toes It was gross but funny, too People say it's AI generated but I think it's true I saw it on the Internet so it must be true

Donald and Elon Musk sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G. This is what I see

Look at him go, look at him go, look at him go, He loves suckin' on them toes

Look at him go, look at him go, look at him go, He loves suckin' on them toes