INTRO: A E D A

VERSE 1: E D A (X3) We met in college over 5 dollar pitchers I’d find the places where I knew she would be We flirted, we dated and we made out a lot F#m D A She said we were “steady” and she was in love with me

VERSE 2: E D A (X3) She said pin me, we married and mortgaged a new home She gardened did yoga and book club with friends We played house, drank wine, no cheap beer anymore F#m D A Then one day at random, she brought home the tandem

PRECHORUS F#m D She said want to take a ride with me? F#m E She’d won it at her friend’s divorce party

CHORUS A E Pedal that tandem our pace is too slow F#m D
Slow down the tandem it’s too fast ya know A D Go faster, go slower it’s always all wrong A E D A I’m parking the tandem in our too big garage

VERSE 3 E D A (X3) She brought home classy clothes, furniture and cars She told me I needed a better career I took a corporate job, hours at the office F#m D A Keep up with the Joneses, so get it in gear

PRECHORUS F#m D We don’t make out anymore, not sure how that feels F#m E We spend weekends on our tandem spinning our wheels

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE: F#m D What was I thinking? Did I ever say no? F#m E How high would I jump? How far would she go?

FINAL CHORUS A E Pedal that tandem our pace is too slow F#m D
Slow down the tandem we’re going too fast ya know A D Go faster go slower it’s always all wrong A E D A she can keep my half of the tandem it’s time to move on A E D A I’m parking that cursed tandem I’m gonna move on A E D A I’ve parked that damn tandem I’m already gone