It’s been coming a long time Seeping across the land The stench of sulfur and brimstone The touch of the Devil’s hand Oh, how it bites and stings As the evil smokes and burns I can’t stand this stink no more And I don’t know where to turn

There’s a smell comin’ cross the river From a house as white as a whore From a man with a mixed up monkey mug And skin like a rotten orange No perfume can mask it Or make it go away Gonna have to get me a nose job And they’re gonna have to pay

Chorus I can’t stand the stink no more Got to get it out of my nose Gonna cut it off to spite my face That’s the way this story goes

I’ve smelled bad and I’ve smelled worse But this is beyond the pale It’s an acrid stench that burns your soul Like fire from the pits of Hell

Bridge Gotta get a nose job (nose job) Just scrape it off of my face Give me a nose job (nose job) To take that reek away

I have tried the clothespin Candles, incense too But that aroma of corruption Just keeps on seeping through

And it smells like a sorrow It smells like despair Gonna have to get me a nose job If we can’t clear the air