The Last Slice
by @berni1954
Skirmish: 'Who Ate the Last Piece o... (@ragbag)Liner Notes
A fun one for the "Who ate the last slice...." Skirmish
Don't you Just hate those guys who come around to your place for dinner and then think they can have you easily!
Instrument: Gear4Music Cheap and Cheerful Pineapple Soprano Ukulele
Lyrics
(G) Who ate the last slice of humble pie? (D) Sweeter by far than pie in the sky I'll (G) ask you once more, so don't tell a lie Who (Em) ate the last slice (A) of humble (D) pie?
You (A) swanned into my life, a real Don Juan, At (G) least that's what you thought, before (D) I was done Your (A) arguments proved pathetic old son You were (G) no real match for this (A) fortunate (D) one
CHORUS
I (A) beat you at chess, I beat you at cards You're (G) such a sore loser, you (D) took it real hard You (A) thought I'd easily let down my guard But by my (G) acid tongue I (A) think you've been (D) scarred
BRIDGE You (F#m) got it all wrong I got it all right You (Em) left in a huff, I smiled in delight Your (F#m) ego got bruised, you had to take flight And I (G) bet you were thinking You were going to stay the (A) night!
CHORUS
Comments
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Humble pie slice song is perfect to feed a big ego! This is fun and delightful to listen to! The bridge cracks me up. Great chorus!
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This is such fun. Nicely done, love the bridge. Great job
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Very catchy chorus and the whole song is a lot of fun!
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This is great! It’s funny how many expressions there are using “pie”. Some people (I won’t say who) could use a slice of that pie.
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😆 great one!
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Great song, lively and catchy and I love the twist in the lyrics
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"Who ate the last slice of humble pie?" definitely not the singer. Lol. Great song, a very lively and positive piece.
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What a great story song, I like the you were no real match for this fortunate one line, and the way that bridge is really the payoff, nicely done!
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I guess you showed him! Fun song of revenge--glad it was the other and not the singer. Well delivered.
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I enjoy your voice. This song is fun, and someone ate the last slice! For sure. Who was it?