Everybody gather round and bring an empty cup They’re serving up the spectacle so come and drink it up It’s flowing like a waterfall so better get your fill Before it dries, though I surmise it probably never will

Play for the camera Get those eyes Engagement soars the closer We get to our demise Flirting with disaster With a pretty little pout No surprise we’ve monetized So there’s no way out

Everybody gather round the point of no return You can’t get an education so there’s nothing here to learn Create your very own narrative and character to match The old ones aren’t even cold before we’re bringing the next batch