Salty Biscuit
by @carleybaer
Liner Notes
I had a goal to write all 14 songs today and I did it, but right around this point is when I started getting punchy. I pulled from the BSC prompt box and got this one. My husband and I use "salty biscuit" as code for "you need to chill out" so now I can sing it at him.
Lyrics
She was a real good looker Coming out of the oven Nice and brown on top and Lookin’ ready for lovin’ But don’t you be fooled By her sweet aesthetic She’s got sodium enough To be a diuretic
She’s a salty (salty!) Salty biscuit
Nobody knows how the flavor Ended up so strong But if I had to guess Somebody read the recipe wrong Swapping sugar for salt Every time it’s the worst Because man these biscuits are Making me thirsty
Now listen salty biscuit I’m not trying to be rude But I’ve sort of had enough Of your attitude Crying saline tears Because that’s what you’re made of But another salty bite’s Exactly what I’m afraid of
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That's different. A modern urban/rap piece. Sounds good. Timing is excellent.
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Hahaha!! This is just brilliant!! So clever. New fan 😊🙌🌟
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Harmony on the chorus is everything tbh
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This is really fun and suits you a lot more than I'd expect - it has kind of an early-era Regina Spektor vibe that I dig a TON.
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Yes, so cool! Love the harmony! We have a code word, too! lol!
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Carley - this is super cool. Walking cello is the new groove. Cool harmonies and I love the echo in the chorus. I'm going to listen again now. Cheers!
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Oof! those harmonies! Salty! Funny lyrics. groovy cello riff, but man those harmonies steal the show! beautiful delivery!
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These lyrics are wicked cool! Great work!!
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Love these lyrics with that groove, fits right in that pocket 🎶
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No amount of words can express how much I love this 😭 this made me so happy thank you so much
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SALTY! Gives off Gorillaz vibes, love the lyrics!!