F*** You Burr We Bought The F***** Bass
by @morti
Liner Notes
This song is about this thread: https://write.fawm.org/forums/2991
Fanks, @burr. 🙂
Lyrics
You thought it would be simple When you opened the shop Spent a full two days on YouTube To find the cream of the crop
Then you go ask your friends To choose A, B or C Then they tell you how much fun They had with hidden option D
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass
You might notice this year That our bass has more cronch Burr if we see you around We'll gladly take you to lonch
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass
While I was shopping I also bought effects I hope you dig the sounds of my Zoom B1X
Comments
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F** F** F** (read fun fun fun) Read the thread and had to have a listen
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That is some serious cronch!
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I love it!
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I don't know what a Zoom B1X is but I like it.
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This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed the turnaround of the misleading clickbait title particularly. Great stuff!
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Love this. The bass sounds great! Yes, I dig the sound of your Zoom B1X!
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Ooo, tasty cronch with fun zoomies! Congrats on your new little bundle of joy. This is the most delightful f*ck you I've ever heard.
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❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅
i'm working in a coffee shop right now, so i only read the lyrics and haven't yet heard your new cronch, but i can't tell you how much i think i needed something like this right now. nice call on the b1x, too....
UPDATE: home now and heard it. thanks again. 👏
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LOL. I feel like this is probably an inside joke of some kind, but it's a lot of fun regardless. Update: I just read the thread.
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I am chortling <3 Rhyming "cronch" with "lonch"... you win this FAWM for that alone, in my opinion. And what a BOP of a riff running throughout the whole song! (I certainly do dig the B1X sound!)