Turn on a tap start paying For life’s necessities We’re the folk with the money The land of private equity

To turn a profit for investors We do our best to ensure That you have no option Than to knock at our door You’ll come knocking at our door

[Chorus] If you need it, we got it But you better pay our price If you need it, then we got you Over a barrel for your whole damn life

Doesn’t matter what we trade in As long as there’s a profit there Young folk, old folk, we’ve been digging The goldmine of council care

Good luck with that leasehold And the your service charge We’ve grabbed your short and curlies And we’re gonna be squeezin’ hard Yeah we’ll squeeze real hard

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Child care, pet care, old age, ground rent You will get no reprieve If only we could privatise The air the that you breathe

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