If You Were a Squirrel
by @peteralway
Liner Notes
This song just came out of me last night. That's how squirrel songs are. Yes, the line about a bridge comes from me trying to think of a bridge when I was singing it the first time. #Squirrel #filk #ukulele #baritoneukulele #silly #sillylovesong #childish #oneminutesong
Lyrics
If you were a squirrel, you’d be a real good squirrel The best at climbing phone poles and at treeing If you were a squirrel, you’d be a real good squirrel Because you are a real good human being
You wouldn’t need a bridge; you’d leap in one big bound You wouldn’t need a fridge; you’d cache nuts underground
If you were a squirrel, you’d be the bestest squirrel Because you are the bestest human being. Because you are the bestest human being.
Comments
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Awwww, that’s very silly and sweet. (And short!) Love it!
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the rhyme of treeing and being....... truly inspired, galaxy brain-level work from you, my friend. and such a sweet and silly sentiment that i needed to see and hear today. thank you <3
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This is sweet and cute!
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Oh wow I love this!! It reminds me of @freddie13 and I's squirrel song last year. It was a lot of fun, but this is so cute. Big fan 👏 👏 👏 👏
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This would be such a fun one to teach my piano students! It is super cute.