Behold The New Shepard
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Guitar, vocals, cajon, bass, cigar box guitar
https://soundcloud.com/chris-shepard-12/behold-the-new-shepard
Lyrics
My fellow employees I've gathered you here to celebrate my victory This company I founded has managed to dominate the world market Through innovation, low pay, and your hard work We've made me filthy rich And now, I'm pleased to make this announcement... I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!
Behold my rocket It represents my individuality and belief in personal wealth This rocket is a shrine to my penis I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!
We've busted unions, raised prices We've added commercials to Prime Behold The New Shepard You have to pay millions to ride
It's the Space Age of tourism The opulent have money to waste And while you have to pee into bottles They're riding my dick into space!
Yeah! They're riding my dick into space! I'm shooting my dick into space! (It's a shrine to my penis) I'm gonna shoot my dick into space! (It's a shrine to my penis) I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!
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Very Captain Beefheart vibes going on here. The electric guitar fuzz tone is awesome and the the whole song rocks! Great production sound too.
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LOL. That's some nasty guitar.
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Haha! I literally laughed out loud several times throughout this one. Such great lyrics and vocal delivery!!! The guitar lead hooks are soo good!! Such a clever song! Love it!
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this is incredible. the music, the delivery, just everything is perfect. also wondering how you managed to get a copy of jeff bezos' diary?
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Well shoot, I was thinking of FAWMers I've been following for years and realized I'd not heard any of yours yet this year and boy oh boy, this doesn't disappoint one bit. AWESOME!!!