Cut me apart, stitch me back together Shape me, make me, better than ever I want a new face, a new butt, a new shape I want a new life whatever it takes

I wanna be shiny, I wanna be smooth Plastic, elastic, with a million views I don’t wanna look basic, I don’t wanna look poor I don’t wanna look anything like the girl next door

Hey, Dr. Giggles Even though it tickles Tease me with your silver knives Fashion is so fickle I don’t mind the pain or scars As long as you can make me look like superstar

I know the real me is underneath the outside Peel me, feel me, take me for a ride Smooth as a peach, shiny as a pear Sand me, tan me, just don’t mess my hair

Hey, Dr. Giggles Even though it tickles Tease me with your silver knives Fashion is so fickle I don’t mind the pain or scars As long as you can make me look like superstar

At my first opportunity I’ll go to the infirmary To get that plastic surgery that makes me real I will be so luminous Radiant and ludicrous Viral and unscrupulous, I wanna know how that feels

I know the real me is underneath the outside Peel me, feel me, take me for a ride Smooth as a peach, shiny as a pear Sand me, tan me, just don’t mess my hair