Well hey there, rhinoceros ‘bout time you gave a toss ‘bout being out on the brink

Hey there, Mister white rhino - Better get ahead and go Before your species is extinct

When your chess position Means you are missing Any chance of winning, There’s a cost.

So it is good etiquette to resign, or better yet Go do something about it instead.

Don’t just sit there playing chess With a dog, I will think less Of you, you magnificent beast

Hey there, rhinoceros Don,t you be preposterous - A loss is a loss is a loss

Uncontrolled hunting Really did your nut in Back in colonial times,

But now it is poaching, yeah for your horn’s becoming the Primary threat to your life.

Your head is adorned With a sharp, pointy horn Go stick it in your enemies’ Eyes.

Make it a stalemate, at best, For them to risk their lives; That's how you will survive

Don’t just sit there playing chess With a dog, I will think less Of you, you magnificent beast.

Hey there rhinoceros ‘bout time you gave a toss ‘bout being out on the brink …