A Hairless Beast
by @darcistrutt
Liner Notes
I have a kitten, Mickey, that is 9 months old. He's lovely but sometimes thinks he can play-fight with me like he does with my older cat, Karma. This results in blood being drawn now and then. I found myself sing a little tune and the song came easily. A short little jingle about my kitten Mickey on #ukulele #FUC
Lyrics
I am mostly a hairless beast With skin that's thin and frail When you play rough with me Your claws do impale
I love you with all my heart To the moon and back they say Yet when you draw blood from me I need to push you away
Oh Mickey you're a kitten That's why you're forgiven I hope that we can cuddle later on Play with your sister Karma But please don't harm....er And I'll write you a little song
I am mostly a hairless beast
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love it grandma. So cute and so true! 😻
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What a fun song mom! I love the melody and how upbeat the song remains even though you got impaled.
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I've always thought of you as a hairless beast. In the best of ways.
Cats are the best and worst. Your high vibrato is the best. Lovely fun images here. Love this 😍
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ah yes they forget who they are dealing with! but yup a look in those eyes......
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I get it...you started this song from scratch.
It's amazing how songwriters can create interesting and entertaining songs from almost anything. I expect most of us have experienced playful claws, so we can relate as we're being well entertained.
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Such a fun tune! Love that uke and the playful lyrics to boot :)