Trevor's Tincture
by @jeremykazoo
Liner Notes
On tap at your favourite local establishment.
Lyrics
Trevor’s Tincture
It cleans your hair while it conditions Washes clothes and dirty dishes. Trevor's tincture
Body wash mouth wash Makes all your whites brighter Trevor's tincture
You can keep it in the bath, in the shed or rescue raft Trevor's Tincture
256 in one It's safe for kids and so much fun Buy in bulk and save today But use it fast; it expires in May.
Lubricates and protects from rust Can feed a family for a month Trevor's tincture
1000 retro games installed But can't help you if you're bald Trevor's tincture
5 in 6 dentists agree for firemen it's 1 in three Trevors Tincture.
It's so easy to use Unclog your drain deodorize your shoes Cold filtered for that dill pickle taste Less packaging means less waste
Water proof 100 proof Proof aliens are afoot Trevor’s tincture
Self indulgent self cleaning Self reflective self tuning Trevors tincture
If conditions persist call your vet and gynaecologist (You too boys) Trevors tincture
Posts to all your socials at one time returns your tapes rewinded Resists drought, drugs and inflation Soothes chafing and inflammation
Trevor's Tincture
Salt replacement and Sugar free
Trevor’s tincture
Every purchase plants a tree
Trevor’s tincture
Must be 19 to play
Trevor’s tincture
Has trace lead and bpa
Trevors tincture
Comments
You had me smiling from "expires in may" on. I love the lighthearted delivery and now that it's over I'm still smiling!
Ah…the wailing kazoo solo! This is a really fun song that certainly exposes a consumer nerve. Nicely done.
lmao, THIS SONG, YES! I love this. I'm so friggin sick of these stupid lying ads. Trevor's Tincture is probably fueled by glycophosphates. Love the driving rhythm, the lyrics, and the delivery is perfection. Well done. (edited to add: AND THEN THE KAZOO)
I thought the song was perfect after call your vet and gynecologist. Then you hit me with a kazoo solo! Well done