Trevor's Tincture

by @jeremykazoo

Liner Notes

On tap at your favourite local establishment.

Lyrics

Trevor’s Tincture

It cleans your hair while it conditions Washes clothes and dirty dishes. Trevor's tincture

Body wash mouth wash Makes all your whites brighter Trevor's tincture

You can keep it in the bath, in the shed or rescue raft Trevor's Tincture

256 in one It's safe for kids and so much fun Buy in bulk and save today But use it fast; it expires in May.

Lubricates and protects from rust Can feed a family for a month Trevor's tincture

1000 retro games installed But can't help you if you're bald Trevor's tincture

5 in 6 dentists agree for firemen it's 1 in three Trevors Tincture.

It's so easy to use Unclog your drain deodorize your shoes Cold filtered for that dill pickle taste Less packaging means less waste

Water proof 100 proof Proof aliens are afoot Trevor’s tincture

Self indulgent self cleaning Self reflective self tuning Trevors tincture

If conditions persist call your vet and gynaecologist (You too boys) Trevors tincture

Posts to all your socials at one time returns your tapes rewinded Resists drought, drugs and inflation Soothes chafing and inflammation

Trevor's Tincture

Salt replacement and Sugar free

Trevor’s tincture

Every purchase plants a tree

Trevor’s tincture

Must be 19 to play

Trevor’s tincture

Has trace lead and bpa

Trevors tincture

Comments

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I thought the song was perfect after call your vet and gynecologist. Then you hit me with a kazoo solo! Well done

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You had me smiling from "expires in may" on. I love the lighthearted delivery and now that it's over I'm still smiling!

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@mtanguay

Ah…the wailing kazoo solo! This is a really fun song that certainly exposes a consumer nerve. Nicely done.

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@jgale

lmao, THIS SONG, YES! I love this. I'm so friggin sick of these stupid lying ads. Trevor's Tincture is probably fueled by glycophosphates. Love the driving rhythm, the lyrics, and the delivery is perfection. Well done. (edited to add: AND THEN THE KAZOO)

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