At first you might light a match or two You take a timid peek Hope nothing really awful’s gonna jump And make you shriek You see, that wasn’t so bad. Maybe you’re up to the task You come back with a lantern And a hazmat suit and gloves and mask.

It’s time to show how strong you are And not be caught off guard No one can see you’re scared But add one R, because you’re scarred You’ve been through all the hazings You’ll survive this one as well But then you get the plot twist As you wade waist deep in what-the-hell

A lightning bolt epiphany Is the next bolt to arrive You’re playing Luke and Yoda Like in Star Wars Chapter Five These enemies you face Are from your action figure shelf But when you pull the mask off No one’s there because it’s just yourself