1. Hey old man Hey old man i've been sittin here and watching Cuz you're working like a dog in the sun all day Hey old man hey old man

Hey old man You're not sitting here relaxing You're bending over planting Is it worth the pay? Hey old man hey old man

Hey old man You spend all your time here planting Why grow so many trees when You'll never see the shade? Hey old man hey old man

Hey old man Did you even hear a word of Any thing I told you Now what you got to say? Hey old man hey old man

Hey old man Why not tell me what's so funny? You're just laughing like a fool I'd best be on my way Hey old man hey old man

2)Let Me In One side sleeps the betters On the other creeps the rest We all want a taste of that Existential zest

Let me in Let me in let me be American Let me in Let me in I want to be a citizen Let me in oh let me in

I could make it happen In a diff'rent circumstance I could have a real good life If given half a chance

Let me in Let me in let me be American Let me in Let me in I want to be a citizen Let me in oh let me in

Dont know if youre listening But hey for what its worth I'd make a great American Except for the location Of my accidental birth

Let me in Let me in let me be American Let me in Let me in I want to be a citizen Let me in oh let me in

(Ad lib out) Oh please let me in

3)Basement Dwellers Well it started in a friends garage With second hand amps and Sears guitars When the girls kinda stopped to hang Well that was it we became a band

But we really couldn't play that much lady next door she would call the cops We had to find a better place My mom said fine we got extra space

Some good came out of playin in cellers We got a real cool name We're the Basement Dwellers

Then my brother got us payin gigs Money wasn't much but we dreamed big Soon the guys went away for school Cant play with myself its not too cool

I got A.I. playing all their parts I know the chops I learned by heart Getting offers to go on tour Think holograms might work for sure

When Billboard said we got the best seller I said this ain't too bad For some Basement dwellers

I'm thinking this could all go bust I hate A.I. but I do what I must A Grammy for Band of the year I know we're frauds the end is near

Now Rolling Stone's hot on our trail They smell a rat I think it's time to bail It's sure been a hell of a ride I had no choice but to use A.I.

It seems so long since I said hey fellers We can call ourselves the basement dwellers

Now I think about the Hall of Fame 25 years it's a waiting game Then I think of Millie Vanilli No matter what man don't look silly

1. Pie Face I'm a Baker's daughter I got tastey treats Like to give 'em away To every boy I meet

Thought I found a cute one When I met this guy Offered him a little Bitty slice of my pie

He said he wasn't sure Then he said goodbye I guess there's some boys That don't like pie

Oh where oh where Oh me oh my Oh where oh where Is my pie face guy Oh where oh where Oh me oh my Oh where oh where Is my pie face guy

I met another boy He seemed really nice He took off after I give him a slice

I guess I must be doin Something really wrong Cuz my pies taste good But them boys stay for long

I want myself a guy Who can eat all day And then he'll stick around And not just run away

Oh where oh where Oh me oh my Oh where oh where Is my pie face guy Oh where oh where Oh me oh my Oh where oh where Is my pie face guy

I finally found my guy He's the butcher's son That boy he sure can eat He's a very hungry one

He's eatin pie all night, He's eatin pie all day. That man he never stops And he don't run away

My pies are nice and warm Ice cream's really cold He likes to eat my pies Ala mode

Oh where oh where Oh me oh my I finally found my pie face guy Oh where oh where Oh me oh my I finally found my pie face guy

1. meloncholy day

My grandmas little sister no matter what they say Aunt Liza died of a broken heart on Valentines day

Officially consumption She's only twenty four It seems she lost the will to live Grandma thought for sure

My grandma always mourned her For more than sixty years No chocolates and no greeting cards Rosary beads and prayers

We kids had some candy hearts But things were quite subdued Cuz Grandma couldn't bring herself What could we kids do?

Some things we don't celebrate There's some days we just pray Valentines is one of them Just a meloncholy day

Then Gloria got cancer The doc said HPV Her husband was a trav'lin man He brought home a disease

She tried to fight the good fight She couldn't take much more He took all her insurance Spent it on his whore

When Glo was on her deathbed She said Grandma is here She'd been gone since 93 But Glo said she appeared

Aunt Liza she was there too Put a smile on Glo's face Come to take poor Glo with them On Valentines Day

Some things we don't celebrate There's some days we just pray Valentines is one of them Just a meloncholy day