My fingers are giving me constant trouble when I'm fishing for my meds I can't get a grip, my hand's shaking Oh, shit! I just spilled them on my bed

It hurts getting up every morning It hurts even more laying down for the night It's just my body giving me a warning Better get used to it

What was I saying? I lost my train of thought I often end up forgetting where I am I have a TV, I stare all day I don't think I even care that it's not on

It hurts getting up every morning It hurts even more laying down for the night It's just my body giving me a warning Better get used to it

I'm hanging by a thread with no solution Oh, well, I guess I'll just die I need a new revolution Where getting old isn't a crime

We've got 60 million elderly people here And now you can add me to that list There's just one thing that I need to know Which one of you is gonna help me wipe my ass?

Fixed income, that's my reality Hope you are a big fan of rice and beans I can't drive a car, gotta take the bus I apologize for my sudden screams

It hurts getting up every morning It hurts even more laying down for the night It's just my body giving me a warning Better get used to it

Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen You can also add some calcium, too In the end that's all I'm worth A bag of water and some minerals

I'm hanging by a thread with no solution Oh, well, I guess I'll just die I need a new revolution Where getting old isn't a crime

We've got 60 million elderly people here And now you can add me to that list There's just one thing that I need to know Which one of you is gonna help me wipe my ass?

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