Cats that nibble unexpectedly.
by @yam655
Liner Notes
Apparently, there are more than one of these sorts of fliers found on the Internet these days:

Lyrics
Cats that nibble unexpectedly. A cat that nibbles unexpectedly.
I thought it was a cat. I thought it was a cat.
But my neighbor, but my naighbor Said it was a 'possum!
But my neighbor, but my naighbor Said it was a 'possum!
That oppossum nibbles unexpectedly! Or maybe it's totally expected!
How sheltered I must be. How sheltered I must be.
I thought it was a cat. I thought it was a cat.
Comments
I feed 3 possums on back porch. They've been coming up for years. They don't run away from me when I walk out there, but also won't let me pet them. I used to have 4, but my neighbor shot one with a crossbow. I really hate him now.
Haunting. I can only imagine being nibbled by an opossum you thought was a cat. I like the repetition in the lyrics.
Hahahaha nice! I also like the repetition...it's like the narrator is still analyzing what happened. I clicked because I do have a cat that unexpectedly nibbles on me...but he is just a ginger tabby.