Ukulele Horror Song
by @philkmills
Liner Notes
This was a day for writing a song that uses a ukulele, but I don't own one. However, I do have a few virtual ukuleles, courtesy of Native Instruments. And once I started down that road it was impossible to stop without piano, strings, and horns.
Lyrics
The ogre in the cave is calmly sleeping While listening to a bluebird in his dreams He doesn’t want to fight me He doesn’t want to bite me His tranquil state would not survive my screams
A ukulele horror song Always seems to come out wrong I write a torture verse and then reject it No one gets to meet their fate The weather won’t cooperate The sun starts shining when I least expect it
The killer on the road is drawn to knitting But wonders if the needles are a threat The peaceful way he now thinks Has overwhelmed his instincts He wants to publish books on etiquette
A ukulele horror song Always seems to come out wrong I write a torture verse and then reject it No one gets to meet their fate The weather won’t cooperate The sun starts shining when I least expect it
The fire witch brings flame throughout the winter Only when the peasants need hot food Just so she doesn’t backslide She summers by the seaside A balm for body and for attitude
A ukulele horror song Always seems to come out wrong I write a torture verse and then reject it No one gets to meet their fate The weather won’t cooperate The sun starts shining when I least expect it The sun starts shining when I least expect it
Comments
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Smiling over here. It certainly lifted MY mood. Thanks for this- Char
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This is a lovely, funny song. And getting peaceful killers and sunshine when you want to write a horror song is definitely a horror 😀 But you might not own a ukulele, but there should be one in your house, because I left it there last time, when I took the dulcimer with me. And it's definitely a sunshine one.
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Oh my gosh, this is so fun! Love all the instruments, so cheerful and happy. Hope I get to hear this live in a Filk circle one day.
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I kind of love the idea of ukulele turning evil to good without even trying too hard. Great!
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Brilliant! Cool and unique instrumental blend, and your vocal distinctive and wonderful as always. Sharp and fun lyrics, too. I dig it!
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Not a bad copy uke! Good entertaining listening! Ah the uke shines!
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I'm reminded of Abiyoyo, with the excellent twist that none of the pacifying effects are intentional. You got a smile out of me.
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Not surprised @peteralway found this one, given his uke song. Clever, and I like the word choice and rhymes. Neat little additions with the other instruments, they fill in gaps nicely.
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That imaginary ukulele must be a bright yellow one! Because you can't be sad when you play a yellow ukulele! A great fun song.
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I just like the idea of accidental, unexpected sunshine. We could use a little more of it.
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Not owning a ukulele definitely sounds like a horror story to me :). That virtual ukulele sounds pretty good as a substitute though! I love this concept here, that uke just won't let the horror start...
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Very nice balance of bright and dark here! I write a lot of dark songs on ukulele, but I am not arguing with your thesis here. :) Clever, funny lyrics, and nicely spooky vocals.
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Was wondering who would write a ukelele horror song. Well done and also love the dark lyrics with that happy uke.
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Everything sounds happy on Four Strings Phil. ;-)
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This is great. I love the dichotomy off cheerful uke and dark lyrics. I like the recording, too. Well done 👏🏻👏🏻
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This is ADORABLE! I love the "killer" verse especially. It's got a cool, campy/creepy vibe that I really enjoy. Your delivery is great, too. Love the chord progression and the jaunty rhythm. FUN!!!