It’s just so damn convenient Tell me, who could ask for more Find finery, get groceries Delivered to your door And all the information That fits within your hand Comes with all kind of complications Nobody understands But it’s just so convenient

It’s just so damn convenient They feed you with a spoon They pile on the suggestions Fill you up like a balloon Before you even realize You’re pouring time into the sink There’s the theme song to the next episode Before you’ve even time to think But it’s just so convenient

God forbid that the grid goes down And you’ve found you’ve forgotten the way around Your own hometown 21st century society’s in a strange situation We’re removed from the equation Meanwhile the moon is ripe for human occupation

But it’s just so damn convenient To let money make the rules We’ll crucify the experts And suffer all the fools The canary in the coalmine How you know it’s getting bad Is when you pay for the subscription And you still see all the ads But it’s just so convenient