I like to think I’m the boss I like to think I’m the star I like to think I’m the main man Right in the heart Of where the best things are

I like to think I’m a champ As if I won the top prize I plan to take it to the bank Like a big fat check While you stand there and roll your eyes

I said what I meant to say I’ll say what you want to hear Though I know each word goes In the right ear and out the left ear I did what I planned to do Like corn that’s all set to pop I moved like the wind, Like a storm, then I stopped Where I planned to stop

I like to think I’m so hot I’m on the top of the fire The words I live by are Don’t look down ’til you’re done When you walk on a wire

I said what I meant to say I’ll say what you want to hear Though I know each word goes In the right ear and out the left ear I did what I planned to do Like corn that’s all set to pop I moved like the wind, Like a storm, then I stopped Where I planned to stop