V I’ve got a double-wide mansion on Route Forty-Two Driveway’s patched with gravel and nothin’ here is new My baby’s in the kitchen cookin’ up some Spam We’re livin’ life in luxury inside a big tin can

V There’s a yard pink flamingo and a grill that barely lights Porch swing’s lookin’ sketchy and the railing’s on last rites The deck’s up on cinder blocks, but she holds up just fine We’re cozy in our trailer and we feel like it's cloud-nine

CH Double-wide love, it’s a trailer antique The AC hums and the pipes all leak We’re rust and romance ‘neath the off-grid skies Here in our lovely, rolling paradise

V When the satellite’s fuzzy and the Wi-Fi goes so slow We just snuggle up closer and let the outside go... It’s love wrapped in duct tape and prayers said with care As long as we’re together, we got more than our share

BR My baby’s rockin’ curlers, my socks have holes to spare We’re dancin’ slow to country, in our rockin’ love affair This dream keeps us happy, it’s our mobile chateau With wheels right underneath us, we’re packed and set to go

CH Double-wide love, it’s a trailer antique The AC hums and the pipes all leak We’re rust and romance ‘neath the off-grid skies Here in our lovely, rolling paradise

OUTRO So, here’s to our humble, double-wide of delight Where our hearts stay warm and the lovin' feels alright We’re trailer park royalty living life as we should Me and my darlin’ makin' our own neighborhood!