N+1 (The Guitar Song)
by @tcelliott
Liner Notes
#slackconversation #guitars #acousticonetake
We were talking about owning guitars in the slack chat and the old joke came up so I wrote a song about it. An oldie, but a goodie.
Lyrics
If N is the number Of guitars that you own Then how many guitars is N? Don't let people tell you Not to bring more guitars home Go ahead and punch them straight in the chin
N+1 N+1 The perfect number of guitars to own N+1 N+1 The prefect number of guitars to bring home
If you spouse should ask you How many guitars do you need The Number is easy to figure out Go get the pen and paper And soon we'll all agree On this number there could be no doubt
N+1 N+1 The perfect number of guitars to own N+1 N+1 The prefect number of guitars to bring home N+1 N+1 The prefect number of guitars to bring home
Comments
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Love Love Love this so much!!!
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Well done, fun lyrics and topic, and relatable!
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The real golden ratio 😂 Do ukuleles count? Asking for several friends. Nicely done 😎
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This is the answer.
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Spot. On. A continual source of contention in our house. My wife doesn’t have a head for maths, so she can’t figure out the equation properly. Keeps saying the correct answer is ‘N’. Awesome, fun bit of uke-y goodness!
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The truth has never been sung with more clarity and spirit.
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Perfect is right!
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Hahahaha - solid gold (N+1 is also the proper number of harmonicas 😲 ) Thanks - this was fun
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Good job! Now reward yourself with another guitar.