Would you still love me If I were a rat If I could still talk and love you back

I'd rescue your trinkets That fell into cracks Could you still love me, 'cus I'd be a rat

Would you still love me If I were a bird If I could still understand your words

I'd fly to get fancies Of which you've only heard But could you still love me 'cus I'd be a bird

Would you still love me If I were a clown? If I swore not to let you down?

I'd squirt you with water Whenever you frown But I couldn't love me If I were a clown

Would you still love me If I were a fire If I did all that you require

I'd burn down the city I'd make the world drier Would you still love me if I were a fire

Those are my options Let's leave it at that I hope you still love me When I am a rat