Enough of spring cleaning, let’s head to the river And visit our friends there like Ratty and Mole They’ll ply us with crumpets and good conversation (And if it comes up, Ratty’s actually a vole)

We’ll walk to the Wild Wood and look for the Badger We’ll learn from his wisdom and sit by the fire He’ll give us a tour of his underground cavern About Mr. Badger there’s much to admire

We’ll listen at night to the wind in the willows We’ll look for a campsite that’s totally ours We’ll sleep in the forest with moss for our pillows And talk to each other and gaze at the stars

We’ll go to Toad Hall and we’ll have an adventure There’s no one more friendly than old Mr. Toad We’ll ride in his motorcar all through the country And try to make sure he keeps eyes on the road

We’ll go on a quest for our friend Mr. Otter And look for the piper who beckons the dawn Return all the children and rescue his daughter And stop in a clearing and play with a fawn

We’ll listen at night to the wind in the willows We’ll look for a campsite that’s totally ours We’ll sleep in the forest with moss for our pillows And talk to each other and gaze at the stars

Enough of spring cleaning, let’s head to the river And visit our friends there like Ratty and Mole Let’s fly from the village and head to the country ‘Cause living in nature is good for the soul