My first girlfriend was pure and true Everything was new I could never keep my mind at school An idealistic fool And though we tried most every day Sex could not assuage

My first girlfriend was virgin too Didn’t know what to do One day she told me that we were through Then fucked everyone I knew And though I cried most every day Tears were not enough to convey

I’m so sorry for all that The World has to wound And I don’t blame you I have to live with myself In the end Not my first girlfriend My first girlfriend

I’m so sorry for all that The World has to mend May that I transcend I have to live with the World In the end Not my first girlfriend My last girlfriend