woke up to an earworm, 'All out of Love' from Air Supply went and found and played it to clear it out, was worth a try

while in the midst of brushing teeth parody lyrics came to mind I got excited momentarily but quickly came to find

I was far from the first to conceive this sort of brilliant idea about being out of a given four-letter word though it didn't stop me from buying them!

There's a little jar upon my desk filled with my limited supply few matter enough to earn one but you're welcome, friend to try I simply just won't give a fuck unless I feel you're worthy

There's too much life out there to care about things that don't matter I attempt to shrug off most of it as it only makes me madder

this whole oligarchy business and the crap weather outside the rattling noise the dryer makes the way other people drive

but from a website storefront for fourteen-ninety-five five ounces of hand-crafted fucks take but two days to arrive!

There's a little jar upon my desk filled with my limited supply few matter enough to earn one but you're welcome, friend to try I simply just won't give a fuck unless I feel you're worthy!