The Voyeur Club

by @roblyon5150

NSFW Skirmish: People watching (@lyricslinger) Challenge: PUBLIC DOMAIN

Liner Notes

DARK HUMOR ALERT First of all, I don't condone behavior like this. I'll explain below. Tackled a #skirmish "People Watching," and this week's challenge, Public Domain. This is actually "Tip Toe Through the Tulips." When I read the skirmish prompt, my warped mind went right to Voyeur. I googled Voyeur and peeping Tom jokes to make the lyrics, except for the first verse, which actually did happen to me at a bar I was playing at one night. This guy was telling everyone his dirty business! Not that I have anything against this kind of thing, I don't. But, it's none of my business.

Lyrics

My friend Raymond likes to Watch other men Screw around with his wife. Not sure why he told me this, I didn’t want to know. He was really drunk at the time. (Chorus) Welcome to The Voyeur Club! We really saw you coming. (4x)

My next door neighbor is A voyeur cam star. She just doesn’t know about it yet. I know it isn’t right. And when she does find out, I’ll start sending her checks. (Chorus)

Old man Marlin Was a Peeping Tom. He truly was a man with peer. Johnny was foot fetish perv, Who lost his job at a spa Giving pedicures. (Chorus)

Comments

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@craycray_conq_dude This was definitely a fun track. Thank you so much for listening!

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There sure are lots of members in this club 😆 Funny track! Also really like the meta concept with the announcer over the intercom chorus of being the watcher of watchers stated so matter of factly

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@clenig17 Marlin was a real guy in my hometown. I probably should have changed the name. Thanks so much for listening. I will make a real song out of this one day.

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Haha… this is pretty hysterical! Not what I expected but so funny. This is on point with our current world. “Old Man Marlin” good I know him… I think🤣this one made me laugh for 10 minutes😂

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@jessicagraae thanks for listening! I'm glad you can see the humor, albeit in bad taste, in this song.

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Woah this is weird and funny. I like the line about sending her checks-once she finds out.

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@rinwolf thank you! Had a lot of fun with this one. You're welcome to download it if you want to. If not, no worries

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@rinwolf

That opening hit me like a truck. "We really saw you coming" is a hilarious lyric in context. This entire song was like a rollercoaster with that chorus. Definitely kept my attention

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