HERE'S WHAT I DID LAST WEEK (c) 2025 raspberry33

VERSE 1: The memo was clear – justify your existence Give me five bullet points – or else you’re out of work Let’s see how you look - versus what I’ve accomplished Since I’m better than you – my list’s will be berserk

CHORUS: I took enough ketamine to widen my pupils But sunglasses make me look, oh, so cool I took away food stamps from hungry people Outfoxed a president – he’s such a fool

Pissed off some liberals; increased my net worth Captured your info for my (huge) database Destroyed a handful of Federal agencies You could certainly make the case I had a great week!

VERSE 2: I picked up the phone - called a right-wing leader Congratulations were the order off the day Waved a chain saw – to show that I’m manly and virile And gave a salute – to a bygone day

CHORUS I laid off employees, then hired them all back Had a flunkie suck my toe I might be the best thing that ever happened To those wanting an end to the MAGA show I had a great week!

VERSE 3: Don’t ask me to give you – a urine sample I’d fail every drug test – employees must pass But, I’m not employed – I’m just a consultant The boss has instructed me to be an ass

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OUTRO: I had a great week! Much better than yours! My boss will never tell me You’re fired! My boss has no idea how to say that!