Crackers in the Freezer

by @lohoff

Liner Notes

Finally! After a month of a cold and nasty-sounding vocals, a song finally emerged. Here's an ode to my dear husband. #singersongwriter #funny #love

Lyrics

Why are there crackers in the freezer? Right next to the ice cream and peas They’re not in the cupboard with spaghetti and the beans Can you explain this if you please

Why is there a mailbox in the garden? It’s not for the postman or his charge It’s among falling leaves and prancing squirrels It’s also ghastly white and rather large

Some might say you are quirky or odd But I just think you’re perfect for me.

Why are there so many box cutters? When we know just one will do If only they were used on the mountain of boxes To cut them down to just a few.

Some might say you are quirky or odd But I just think you’re perfect for me.

Wouldn’t it be boring If we were all the same, I think it’s true Like vanilla on vanilla on vanilla on vanilla The world needs a lot of sprinkles too

Some might say you are quirky or odd But I just think you’re perfect for me.

You are the rainbow I look forward to The mosaic in a life just right for me.

Some might say you are quirky or odd But I just think you’re perfect for me

Comments

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@emkeev

Quirky and descriptive! I like the space you put in the bridge, and the vanilla repetition.

But also why ARE the crackers in the freezer??

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@torsten

Love it. What a wonderful love song! Thanks for the good mood!

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Aw, this is sweet and lovely. This is one of the sprinkles 😁

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