Never let a turkey know you’re frightened And a moose always has the right of way Clear off all the snow off of your rooftop Or someone’s gonna have a real bad day

Drivin’ round New England Who knows what you’ll see Gotta wear your seatbelt to ensure safety

Make sure your Dunks fits in the cupholder Ready your sunglasses for the Pike Keep your speeding to a solemn number Because Staties here are just about to strike

Drivin’ round New England Who knows what you’ll see Gotta wear your seatbelt to ensure safety

Keep your car topped up with blinker fluid But only use it sparingly for now Be careful coming round the rural corners You might find traffic halted by a cow

Drivin’ round New England Who knows what you’ll see Gotta wear your seatbelt to ensure safety

The Meritt Parkway certainly had qualities And say your prayers before I-84 The potholes have you swearing something nasty All highway interchanges are a chore

Drivin’ round New England Who knows what you’ll see Gotta wear your seatbelt to ensure safety

Drivin’ round New England Who knows what you’ll see Gotta wear your seatbelt to ensure safety