The Men Are Not Alright
by @gwenthered
NSFWLiner Notes
Ok... I'm so behind on recording demos, but I can't get quiet time at my mic to record anything, so I'm doing my favourite thing... writing lyrics.
I kind of liked the FreakTown vibe I started with The Witch Of FreakTown. So this one is dropping my usual nu metal and punk vibes and going for a more jazzy hip-hop sound. Starting with an acoustic guitar and bass, and getting a little more electronic during the chorus. Also, relaxing a bit on needing to have things rhyme all the time.
I can almost guarantee this one's not going to get a demo. I'm so behind.
Lyrics
(Verse 1) Oh boo hoo! Something wasn't made for you Yes it's true, there exist other people too I know you're used to having your way That's the whole fucking problem
(Verse 2) So the movie starred a woman. Get over it Sit. Quit. Your whining. If I wasn't gay already Your fragile masculinity would have done the trick
(Chorus) Balls are shriveling, dicks are fall-la-la-ling This absolute insecurity is appalling We put up with your wet dreams for long enough So sit down. boy. Don't like it? (Tough.)
(Verse 3) Female soldiers in your vid-yo game? Oh my god! Your immersion is breaking! Suck it up, boo boo. What's wrong? Can't handle getting fucked up by a girl?
(Chorus)
(Bridge) I know reality is hard But it's time to put on your big boy pants It's time to hand in your entitled card And accept your current circumstance You've been coddled and catered to You're not the center of the universe You're not being oppressed, consider this view... When you're privileged, equality just feels worse
(Chorus)
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