The Bible's New Ending
by @scottmcb
Liner Notes
This is just a sort of silly, tossed-off one that I'm sure will get me labeled a heretic & blasphemer among my religious friends and family.
Lyrics
This just in News is breaking We're being told that The Bible has a new ending
Turns out Jesus has decided That he isn't coming back But he'll check in again In a billion years And until then Best of luck
Have you heard the good news? The Bible has a new ending
Have you heard the good news? The Bible has a new ending
Comments
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YAAAS! You are SO GOOD at this genre! I love the song, as a recovering Catholic I am giggling hard at this, also love how you used BILLION, so funny too. Your production is really amazing too Scott!
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Mmm, sacrilicious š an excellent 80 seconds of powerpoppy punk fun, with some excellent dark humour - great stuff!
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I love punk power-pop (only in a few songs) and acute observation of the social scene (most of the rest...). Interesting concept of a new ending to the Bible. And very Ozzy!
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Iām glad it had a new ending now. I need a billion years to undo some religious trauma. š¤£
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lol, I love everything about this. Great vibes all around, and it turns out that I love blasphemous pop :)
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This made me chuckle mordantly. I recently read a book about Trump-aligned, charismatic, non-denominational preachers who view themselves as modern prophets and apostles. They're definitely re-writing the Bible every day. The news seems rather grim, however
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"Have you heard the good news" is a perfect line for this snarky goodness.