Livin' On A Prayer
by @oilybastard
Skirmish: Blue Eyes in the Rain (@cartoonboyfriend) Challenge: PERSONAL SOUNDTRACKLiner Notes
Thank you for everything. It is time for me to leave now. I need not breathe anymore. #maleenhancement
Lyrics
Once upon a time Not so long ago Tommy used to work on the docks Unions been on strike He's down on his luck... it's tough, so tough Gina works the diner all day Working for her man, she brings home her pay For love - for love She says we've got to hold on to what we've got Cause it doesn't make a difference If we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, we're half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Livin on a prayer Tommy's got his six string in hock Now he's holding in what he used To make it talk - so tough, it's tough Gina dreams of running away When she cries in the night Tommy whispers baby it's okay, someday We've got to hold on to what we've got Cause it doesn't make a difference If we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, we're half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Livin on a prayer We've got to hold on ready or not You live for the fight when it's all that you've got Whooah, we're half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Livin on a prayer
Comments
Awesome lyrics.
Did you write them yourself???
"Basically instantly" lol
Oh man, TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!
"As much foreskin as I want"?!?!?
Can I have a three foot long one?!?!?
I am disappointed that it will not make my testicles larger.
Is there a different oil to make my testicles larger?!?!?
This is an absolute work of genius.
This is the embodiment of keyword optimization
What a frantic opening! Shades of Bonzo Dog Doo Dah band for the 21st Century. The foreskin section starts hilarious. Snake oil, perhaps? But at the same time it is a real condemnation of 21st C. mentalities. However, it does go on and I think you might have posted the wrong song, if the lyrics above are anything to go by. 😈
Doctors indeed. I feel like I started in Tiny Toons and ended up on some midnight radio broadcast out of the Black Lodge…
lol wow this is crazy. its really good, hilarious.. crikey
Yep, this is it. Almost hypnotic. Crazy funny, or funnily crazy.