Kakkakunkku (Poopking - clean edit)

by @kembole · @quru

Liner Notes

#rap

1st of February after recording my first song I complained my friend something along the lines that how I'm supposed to do 14 of these songs in total. Then I baited chat gpt to make the most vulgar lyrics it titled a song Poop king. Quru jokingly made a first demo in minutes. But he ended up making a absolute banger of a refrain that has been in my head since.

We couldn't leave it at that. Right? So we wrote verses, I cooked up a beat and we made this absolutely majestic beast of a song.

I actually bought Fartman2 vst pluging for this and its the most stupid thing I've done this year. The adjustment knobs are small butts and everytime a sample plays a animated man toots in my daw. So I guess it was worth the money.

For the finnish folk, there is also a nsfw version on my soundcloud.

Lyrics

Clean: Mul on pari minaa aikaa, sit alkaa savi valuun Mun perus mäkkisetit pitäis normijätkät katuun Mul on tosi korkee pytty ja se on kyl tarpeen Sen nimi Saariluoma ku se on kakkaputousta varten

Kakkakunkku kakkakunkku kruunu on ruskee

Sä et tiiä miltä tuntuu olla täs pelis kurko Kun mä käyn istunnolla siinä joutuu putkii survoon Mul on iso posse frendei, kutsun niitä ryhmä kakaks Meil on joka vuosi bileet, otetaan kisat autoradal

Kakkakunkku kakkakunkku kruunu on ruskee

Tulin Timo Soinin peffasta siks ne kutsuu mua jytkyks en oo varma oonks mä viis vee nauran trööt niin et hytkyn

poliisien suurpidätys päätty siihen et kaikil tuli kakka housuu opin sen vitsikirjasta jonka lainasin ysäril koulust

Peffaprutku peffaprutku kruunu on ruskee jos sä tiedät mist sä tuut niin sä tiedät mihin sä oot menos

keitän vessapapru teetä, ku en oo mikään pyhimys pistän tavui toisen perään, oon ku sepi, armotont tykityst pudottelen versei niinku drooppaan pötköi pönttöön, kuuntele kun duucci ploppaa, kurarumputulta rampampampam

Kakkakunkku kakkakunkku kruunu on ruskee jos sä tiedät mist sä tuut niin sä tiedät mihin sä oot menos

Meni vatsa lörölle, oli kärkäs liemi Kestävyysurheiluu, Harri Kirvesniemi Valkonen latu, ruskeet raidat, mut tääl ei oo jarruteltu hernorokka on mun hemohessi, no ainahan pieruille on naureskeltu

Kakkakunkku kakkakunkku kruunu on ruskee jos sä tiedät mist sä tuut niin sä tiedät mihin sä oot menos

Translation: (sorry the wordplays are lost in translation) I got two minutes left, then the floodgates break My usual McD’s meals make the weak legs shake I got a real tall throne, yeah, and that’s a fact I call it Saariluoma ‘cause it’s built for a crap comedy attack (Comedy combat is prime time Finnish tv-show hosted by Saariluoma)

Poop King, Poop King, the crown is brown

You don’t know what it feels like to be the king of this game When I take a seat, the pipes feel the strain Got a big crew of homies, call 'em "Pow Patrol" (Poo/Paw Patrol) Every year we throw a party, go-kart races too

Poop King, Poop King, the crown is brown

Came from Timo Soini’s butt That’s why they call me "The Shook one (#2) Not sure if I’m five years old I giggle toot so much that jiggle

A massive police raid ended up holding a suspect in custody and everyone crapping their pants (sorry, this wordplay just wont translate) Learned that one from a joke book I borrowed in school back in the '90s

Farty Butt, Farty Butt, the crown is brown If you know where you came from Then you know where you’re headed

Brewing toilet paper tea, ‘cause I ain’t no saint (Paperi-T and Pyhimys, paper-t and saint are finnish rappers that used to be in the same rap group) Stacking syllables back-to-back, spitting bars with no restraint Dropping verses like I drop logs into the bowl Listen to the splashes, muddy drumroll, bam bam bam

Poop King, Poop King, the crown is brown If you know where you came from Then you know where you’re headed

Stomach’s bubbling bad, had a killer stew, Endurance sport vibes—Harri Kirvesniemi, true. (A finnish skier) White tracks, brown stripes, no brakes in sight Pea soup is my doping, and farts always get a laugh, right?

Poop King, Poop King, the crown is brown If you know where you came from Then you know where you’re headed

Comments

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Naurattaahan se kaikkia! Kandee kuunnella nopee!

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@hmorg

I find it incredible that you guys can go and write such clever lyrics about poop. Then again, considering it's you I shouldn't be surprised. And now I'm listening to the NSFW version and I see you wrote some verses twice and I'm even more blown away. Good shit!

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