Intro: Some folks see god as a man in the clouds And others as spirit divine But I think they're missing one more option still namely god as a blessedly benevolent canine!

Verse 1: Can you imagine god as a dog? What a better world we would see With treatos for days And lots of time to play And no one would give a shit about where different folks pee

What a world with god as a dog Everyone could nap as they please Disagreements could be settled with a snarl or a wrestle so our biggest problems just are things like fighting off fleas

Chorus: God as a dog? You can sign me up twice With an open dog door policy To everybody who's nice We're not proselytizing puppers Out to give advice Just dreaming of god as a dog.

Verse 2: How could things change with god as a dog? Making time to sniff every flower Free to roll in the grass (...just don't sniff someone's ass) And we'd try to collect sticks rather than money or power

I'm all in for god as a dog Whether poodle or pug up above For the thing that would lead All our choices and deeds Is our dog god's unconditional love

Chorus: God as a dog? You can sign me up twice With an open dog door policy To everybody who's nice We're not proselytizing puppers Out to give advice We're just dreaming of god as a dog Yeah we're dreaming of god as a dog

Ah dogs! Ah dogs! Aaaaah dogs! Aaaaah dooooogs!