Everything's For Sale

by @theenglishassassin

Liner Notes

My new muse has golden hair and a golden tan.... well, maybe more orange than golden ;) Everything's For Sale is one in what I suspect will be a long line of songs about the new/old president of the U.S. of A. I do kinda like the basis of the production, but realized I just had to stop fiddling and post this if I want any chance of hitting 14 new songs this month. Any thoughts on who this sounds like, where it falls in a genre, if any, and other insights, all very gratefully received. Please copy and paste any comments also to YouTube, if you have time. Thank you, all. . #strings #vocals #altpopmaybe

Lyrics

Don't delay 'til Black Friday Cyber Monday is old hat Don't look for closing down sales No need to wait for that

Is it tagged, are you ready Got your cash, spend a penny Credit cards, we take any And gold and jewels and furs

'cause everything's for sale Yes, everything's for sale Morals, ethics, bankruptcy Never meant that much to me So, everything's for sale

You wanna buy my suit You wanna buy her hat You wanna buy my crypto You wanna slice of that

You wanna piece of California Hell, why not take the lot We'll do a trade for Greenland If you throw in somewhere hot

'cause everything's for sale Yes, everything's for sale Morals, ethics, bankrupcy Never meant that much to me So, everything's for sale

Everything's for sale Everything's for sale Everything's for sale

You wanna buy protection You wanna win your campaign I'm the man who's got you covered Pay up, avoid the pain

‘cause everything's for sale Yes, everything's for sale Everything's for sale Yes, everything's for sale
Morals, ethics, bankrupcy Never meant that much to me So, everything's for sale Everything's for sale Everything's for sale Everything's for sale Morals, ethics, bankrupcy Never meant that much to me Morals, ethics, bankrupcy Never meant that much to me Everything's for sale Everything's for sale

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Comments

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I Love the Bowie/Britpop sound, great layering. Lyrics are catchy and dark.

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This is great song. The beats are solid and the strings sound excellent. The lyrics ring true and for that reason are depressing so as other have mentioned suit the monotone delivery. Terrific production throughout!

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The sort of monotone delivery really suits this. It sort of feels like we have given up and have to start to accept the new horrible future. Kind of dystopian. The chorus is amazing, had me singing along by the end. It just cathes the ear.

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Reminds me of Hunky Dory era Bowie. Nice synth work throughout!

I just wish you didn't have this particular muse to contend with writ large... sigh.

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@rowanb

Haha, you’re new muse! I couldn’t tell you what genre it fits into but I’m looking forward to hearing more!

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Hey again this year! Apologies for not getting to your work earlier, but we all know February is the month with less listening, lol. I love the production and arrangement on everything. Great, frustrating, relatable lyrics. Hope this FAWM finds you well! I'll be listening!

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Very well put together and nice chorus, has a cool retro vibe to it!

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@brisk

The opening is very strong on this one, its very enjoyable, but then it follows through. It has a Magnetic Fields feel, though not anything like any of their specific songs. It's just the acid edge, and the dreamy pop. Also the weariness. I'm getting a lot of weariness from this. I feel it too. "Relatable".

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Very cool. Reminds me of a lot but also feels quite original. Takes me to the 90s britpop a bit but also a bit of Roxy music and a touch of dreamy goodness.

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Absolutely hitting the bullseye with this one. The lyrics aren't subtle but they shouldn't be and there's some excellent lines. Particularly like Greenland verse with throw in somewhere hot as the kicker. And the all electro arrangement is great too. I love the melody on the second last line of the chorus. Very John Grant. Brilliant start!

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@nadine

Bittersweet. That is the first word that comes into my mind, when I listen to the instrumental. Your lyric is accurate and topical. A keeper!

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the music reminds me of the beatles, with a touch of john cale around the edges, but really the song is in a class of its own. the chorus says it all, and i also like the writing of the greenland verse,

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You ask about what genre your song fits into, Phil, and I'm no help. I can't even tell what pigeon hole my own songs fit into. I can affirm, however, that your song has captured the political situation perfectly although those with a collection of red hats may disagree. I especially like the lines "Morals, ethics, bankruptcy Never meant that much to me"

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you have this set to private so we cant hear ir.

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