Many Orgasms
by @robheron1
Skirmish: Malapropism (@ragbag)Liner Notes
My wife back 1,000 years ago in school started a lecture in biology with the phrase "Many orgasms" rather than "Many organisms". The hall broke up in hysterics. I did this song in the first hour but tech difficulties and being called away mean I'm only posting now. I had to do a page turn between the 5th and 6th verses and you can hear a timing hitch and a crackle. I am guessing the title will get me a lot of listens....
Lyrics
Scientists say that first there was nothing Then there was the Big Bang But that was before there were orgasms So nobody gave a dang
Time went past and the Earth was formed But still nobody cared Some chemistry magic happened And the first orgasm was formed
It must have been a good one Cause soon they were everywhere In the sea and in the woods Before there were clothes and underwear
Then people they got modest Started wearing fig leaves and such But the orgasms were still out there Screaming and hollering and making a fuss
Now they talk about global warming And over-population. That's when too many orgasms happen And start heating up the situation
Some people say that's just all crap But I think they have that wrong Cause natural selection will take the weak Leaving nothing but the strong
Some are still very quiet It takes all kinds its true Some are very boisterous A downright Hullabaloo
So let's all support orgasms Wherever they might be In the bedrooms of the nation Or high up in a tree
Comments
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Great background story and super creative song. You're making me think about the big O differently. Love this verse: "Now they talk about global warming/and over-population/that's when too many orgasms happen/and start heating up the situation" Nice work.
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What a riot! Orgasms for all! Well done!
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Ha. Big Bang indeed. This is so much fun. Rockabilly is a great setting for this silly romp.
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So fun!
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Brilliant play on words - the first verse had me absolutely howling with laughter and the melody and rhythm really fit the rest of the song.
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Great idea. I love science.
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hilarious. a new girl in my school made the same mistake back in the day! i still laugh about it haha. thanks for taking a fun memory and setting it to music! awesome.
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I clicked cause of the title like many people will. I loved the lyrics and rhythm. Funny story behind your choice of malapropism!
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You are right about the title getting you more listens. Still valid. Fun song!
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It was funny imagining that each use of orgasms in the song could also be organisms. Favorite stanza was the global warming/over-population one.