My Phone
by @jeremykazoo
NSFWLiner Notes
As I ventured to the studio last night to finish writing a different song, I kept repeating one line rhythmically, "Where'd I put my phone, my phone, my phone". The rest just took a bass, a beat and some time.
Lyrics
My technology Why have you abandoned me? My technology Please come back to me
Where’d I put my phone my phone my phone Where’d I put my phone my phone my phone
Just had it in hand at hand on demand I know I opened Instagram.
anywhere I eye I ain't eyed it I'm ired and I'm Gonna tear this place apart.
Where'd I put my phone my phone my phone. Where'd I put my phone my phone my phone.
My technology Why have you abandoned me? My technology Please come back to me
Where'd I put my phone my phone my phone. Where'd I put my phone my phone my phone
Thought I knew where I put my phone, I'm wrong it’s gone it's nowhere in sight to see.
Checked the bedroom, basement behind the bathroom basin But it's buried, begone to me
Flail around in fury failing to find that fucking phone it’s gone
Whers is my damn phone my damn phone I refuse to think it's is gone
My technology Why have you abandoned me? My technology Please come back to me
Where'd I put my phone my phone my phone Where'd I put my phone my phone
Searching sea to sky for my cell’s secret site But I don't where its gone. If I had a trick to track it I'd attack it Wait lemme borrow your phone
Find my phone found fit to find my forgotten phone fast I'm thankful
I found my phone my phone my phone. I finally found my phone
Oh my technology You came back to me Oh my technology In my bed between the sheets Oh my technology Stay close to me.
Comments
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Well that bass line will live rent free in my head the rest of the day! Totally a catchy earworm. Thanks for the fun listen 💚
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This ones fun and funky! Reminds me of early chili peppers. I love how straightforward and raw it is. Also appreciate any love for the fretless!
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this is a good one - play it faster and harder and you could give red hot chilli peppers a run for their money!!
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Haha, this is perfect! Been there so many times 🤣 I will be singing this a lot from now on, nice bass riff 😎
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Damn, this song could’ve been written for me 😅 And a lot of us I’d wager! I will sing this to my phone the next time I’m trying to find it, thank you😁
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"Oh my technology!" That is a singalong chorus! Funky bass too!