Pheromone Man

by @smudge

Skirmish: Pheromones (@atornberg)
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Liner Notes

I've been sick for the last 9 days or so ...on the mend and just had enough energy to try this skirmish! I was killing myself laughing while writing this VERY silly song/poem about a date that goes downhill pretty fast! #skirmish #pheromones

Lyrics

Right through the telephone I sensed his pheromones His voice so baritone Magnetic microphone

“Can’t stand to be alone” He said in monotone He sounded Anglophone I pictured Herringbone

Inside the Eurozone We walked the cobblestones I eyed his muscle tone Best night I’d ever known

Outside the catacombs He popped a prednisone “This grass has overgrown!” He yelled with quite a groan

Then the date disintegrated quickly from there!

Comments

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Fun! I hope you're feeling better soon and write music to it.

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Oh, Smudgie - I want to hear this one. Imagining it as a list track off They Might Be Giants Flood album. The lines are so good. Those rhymes. Match dot Smash up

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I love the great use of your use of monosyllabic near rhymes at the end of every line in a stanza! Fun and clever’

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@sunfire

I like the rhythmic vibe the rhyme scheme creates. Clever and a good write!

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Great! I particularly like that he popped a prednisone. I bet you never expected to come up with that line! :)

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