Cake Emoji 🎂

by @pianoquest

Skirmish: Birthday Songs (@dudachris)

Liner Notes

The #skirmish prompt was "birthday songs." I'm afraid this is more like a #parody of a birthday song, and maybe a reflection on the experience of a last-minute rush to make up for forgetting someone's birthday. #nowwithdemo

Update 2/21: I wrote music and posted a demo. Time to celebrate! #acousticonetake

Lyrics

I heard it was your birthday Facebook told me Too late to buy a present Please don’t scold me I have to do better than A wilted tea-rose ’Cause you are a giant In my book of heroes

So I wrote you this song That’s my superpower I had to get it done In just one hour Never mind the rhymes That don’t quite hit I had a whole lot to say And had to make it fit

Cake emoji Cake emoji Cake emoji For you, yes, for you It’s your birthday Arrival-on-Earth Day Cake emoji For you

Remember all the times That you saved the day In your own unique Irrepressible way? I wasn’t there And I don’t want to lie to you You know the details Better than I do

Remember all the times When things were dire And you pulled our frying pans Out of the fire? Ideally I’d insert An anecdote here But I’ve heard different versions And the facts are unclear

Cake emoji Cake emoji Cake emoji For you, yes, for you It’s your birthday Arrival-on-Earth Day Cake emoji For you

It’s hard to believe You’re now 84 Or whatever the number I’m not really sure I’m not trying to flatter you Not being flirty But you don’t look a day over Age-minus-thirty

Cake emoji Cake emoji Cake emoji For you, yes, for you It’s your birthday Arrival-on-Earth Day Cake emoji For you

Comments

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The number of times I genuinely smiled during this song puts it well over the usual birthday fare. "Cake emoji" is also a surprisingly catchy refrain!

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@dudachris

Oh man! The recording of this is so much fun ✨ I love it so much, thanks for poking me so I could hear it 🙏

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@willow1

Catchy chorus, I like how the first cake sung is high then goes down a fifth. Good fun!

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@dudachris @cathreu @willow1 @hmstreetteam @nancycunning - I wrote music and added a demo for "Cake Emoji for You" from last week's Birthday Songs skirmish. I hope you like it!

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Oh, dang I like this so much. The sincerity of the insincerity is so sweet. And all the formulas that lie on too of something heartfelt. And I might have had to edit my own liner notes to say my mom was 82 not 83 yesterday, because who is counting all that closely. And Facebook, yeah.

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I know the drill. I suppose we could have a real cake, but the emoji is right at our fingertips.

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@willow1

Cake emoji, teehee!

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@cathreu

Facebook told me, and Age minus thirty are rhythmic and lyrical genius. Well done!

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@dudachris

haha this is fantastic too! My favourite lines are the thirty and flirty ones 😂 👏 👏 👏

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